azirasnail:

Excuse me, young man, but your car is on fire and you’re sitting in it without burning and incidentally it’s red hot in places.

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castayel:

Good Omens AU where Crowley runs a used music store and Aziraphale rides around in a bookmobile where every book left in it for more than a fortnight turns into the Buggre Alle This Bible

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bananasandguavas:

bad crossovers are what i do best

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loxlyfox:

The Angel, The Demon, and The Moron by Inonibird

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redvioletsquares:

sasskeladd:

sasskeladd:

a good omens AU where everything is the same but the bentley turns everything into taylor swift

#but imagine the demons trying to contact crowley in TAYLOR SWIFTS VOICE

FUCKING CHRIST

#she’s cheer captain and i’m- LORD BEELZEBUB

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isaacwerewolflahey:

Good Omens Cosplay

Now in photoset form

model: victorianpantaloons

photos: me

Neverending list of books that everyone should read ∟Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

“25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying ‘Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?’
26 And the Angel said, ‘I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.’
27 And the Lord did not ask him again.” 

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ineffableangel:

assziraphale:

phnglui:

on one of the covers of good omens aziraphale looks a lot like vic mignogna and it makes me laugh/feel vaguely uncomfortable

like

am i wrong/crazy

oH MY FuckING GoD

i always assumed it was david beckham

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